Eoin MacIonmhain was born in 198?, the son of an upper middle class mother, Sheila, and wealthy aristocrat, the Marquis MacIonmhain.

He began experimentation in fields of musicality at a young age, attending the Royal German Academy of Music at the age of 7. At the age of 8 he lost his virginity to his aged piano instructor, Margot, an alleged Nazi sympathiser who has since faced war crimes charges.

This atmosphere of hedonism and cruelty led Eoin to write his first opus at the age of 10, entitled "The Fallen Throne of the Behemoth Whore".